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!!WARNING!! Please take a shower before entering the slipgate. All stinkers will be tortured and executed! !!WARNING!! Please take a shower before entering the slipgate. All stinkers will be tortured and executed!

Greetings, stranger!

Welcome to the portal of shit and blood! Well, this shit is only before the portal, after it there are many interesting things that I, Alki Oscuro, do (or at least try to).

Yeah, dude, just check what else is here, this place makes me sick, but that's how it should be I think...

AND IT'S STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BIOLOGICAL THREAT!!!

Stuff shall be thrown here!

ENTER THE SLIPGATE